It was a beautiful sunny day in Gotham City: perfect for a pedicure, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy thought.
"Wouldn't it have been better to spend some time outdoors? For once it isn’t raining in this stupid city...” Harley pointed out, while an employee of the beauty center was filing her toenail.
“Nah, I prefer this. How could I seduce men without alluring feet? " Ivy answered.
"With the art of oratory? sympathy? a wide neckline? " Harley retorted.
"Touché" admitted her friend.
The peace of mind did not last long, because Ivy noticed something strange.
"Harley, that chamaedorea elegans has a menacing air"
"The one what?"
“The plant near the table. Look at it, it's scary "
“It seems immobile and harmless like all plants, at least among those you can find in a beauty center. Avoid real estate agencies instead; once a betonia almost stabbed me "
“This is not the time to be witty; indeed, run. "
"What?"
"Run, let's get out of here!" Ivy yelled.
Harley had to obey and followed her friend in that crazy escape.
After a hundred meters it became clear that Ivy wasn't crazy. Every plant on the road tried to attack them. The plants seem out of control, but it went without saying that the two girls were actually the target.
"What the hell is going on?" Harley asked, terrified.
"I have an idea, but I don't think you will be pleased to hear it. I believe the Joker poisoned us. I told you that tea tasted strange "
"Joker? He would never hurt us, he loves me "
“Damn, Harley! Don’t you want to understand that he only makes fun of you? The truth is that he wants to take revenge. He did not forgive you that... aagh! "
"Ivy, no!" Harley yelled. Some giant lianas had captured her. Harley pulled out a knife and tried to free her friend, but those plants were surprisingly resilient.
“Go away, Harley! Or they will kill you. I'll be fine, you know I am able to communicate with plants. I will convince them to leave us alone… aaaaagh! ”. The grip of the vines became more and more intense.
Harley was determined not to abandon her friend, but the whip of a branch threw her tens of meters away. She lost consciousness.
A excruciating pain woke up her. Other, mighty, vines had
enveloped her body and began to crush her. Harley had no intention of giving up;
she was trying to stoically resist that terrible force of nature, but she felt
that now the bones of her skeleton were about to break.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!".
When all seemed lost, however, the grip suddenly loosened and Harley was gently placed on the ground.
“Ivy! You did it! I love you!" Harley yelled.
"I told you not to worry," Ivy said, with a gentle tone and a tender smile on her face.
"Actually you said they would kill me"
"Do you think it's time to argue?" Ivy asked laughing "Come on, we have a pedicure to finish"
"They'll have to start over, we've been running barefoot on Gotham's filthy streets for I don't know how long"
"It will mean that we will give them a large tip"
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